5:54 PM
Haiiro Usagi
Situation: 場景：
You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there...
你在森林的深處，你向前走，看見前面有一座很舊的小屋。
(1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed)
這個小屋的門現在是什麼狀態？（開著 / 關著）
(2) You enter the hut and see a table... What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
你走進屋子裡看見一張桌子、這個桌子是什麼形狀的？（圓形 / 橢圓形 / 正方形 / 長方形 / 三角形）
(3) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty)
在桌子上有個花瓶，瓶子裡有水，有多少水在花瓶裡？（滿的 / 一半 / 空的）
(4) And what is the vase made of? (Glass/porcelain/clay) (metal/plastic/wood)
這個瓶子是由什麼材料製造的？ （玻璃 / 陶瓷 / 泥土）（金屬 / 塑料 / 木頭）
(5) You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down...
What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
你走出屋子，繼續向森林深處前進，你看見遠處有瀑布飛流直下，請問水流的速度是多少？（你可以從 0 — 10 任意選一個）
(6) Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
過了一會，你走過瀑布，你站在堅硬的地面上，你看見地上有金光閃爍，你彎腰拾起來，是一個帶著鑰匙的鑰匙鏈。有多少把鑰匙拴在上面，你可以任意選一個數字（從 1 到 10 ）
(7) You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...suddenly you see a castle.
What is the condition of the castle? (Old/new)
你繼續向前走，試著找出一條路來，突然你發現眼前有一座城堡。這個城堡是什麼樣的？（舊的 / 新的）
(8) You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water with shining jewels floating on it...Will you pick up the jewel? (YES/NO)
你走進城堡，看見一個游泳池，黑暗的水面上飄浮著很多閃閃發光的寶石，你會撿起這些寶石嗎？（是 / 不）
(9) Next to the murky pool... there 』 s another pool... with clear water and money floating on it...
Will you pick the money? (YES/NO)
在這個黑暗的游泳池旁邊還有一座游泳池。清澈的水面上飄浮著很多枚錢幣。你會撿起這些錢幣嗎？（是 / 不）
(10) Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the exit 、 there is big garden 、 you see a box on the ground.
What is the size of the box? (small/medium/big)
你走到城堡的盡頭有一個出口，你繼續向前走走出了城堡。在城堡外面，你看見一座大花園，你看見地面上有一個箱子。這個箱子是多大尺寸的？（小 / 中 / 大）
(11) What is the material of the box? (cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
這個箱子是什麼材料做的？ （硬紙板 / 紙 / 木頭 / 金屬）
(12) There is a bridge in the garden some distance away from the box 、 What is the bridge made of?
(metal/wooden/rattan)
花園裡還有一座橋就在離著箱子的不遠處。橋是什麼材料建造的？（金屬 / 木頭 / 籐條）
(13) Across the bridge 、 there is a horse. What is the colour of the horse? (white/grey/brown/black)
走過這座橋，有一匹馬。馬是什麼顏色的？（白色 / 灰色 / 褐色 / 黑色）
(14) What is the horse doing? (still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
馬正在做什麼？（安靜地站著 / 吃草 / 在附近奔跑）
(15) OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse 、 ride on and gallop away?
哦，不！離馬很近的地方突然刮起了一陣龍捲風。你三種選擇。
（ 1 ） 跑過去藏在箱子裡？
（ 2 ） 跑過去藏在橋底下？
（ 3 ） 跑過去騎馬離開？
Here are the interpretations:
好了，這就是我們的結論：
(1) The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things to yourself
門：
門如果是開著的：說明你是一個任何事都願與別人分享的人
門如果是關著的：說明你是一個任何事都願一個人去做的人
(2) The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along 、 you will accept and trust them completely
圓形 / 橢圓形—總有一些朋友陪伴著你，你完全地信任並接受他們。
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on friends and only hang out with those whom you think are on the same frequency
正方形 / 長方形—你在交朋友的時候有點挑剔，你只是和那些你認為比較熟悉的朋友有一些來往。
Triangle - you are really very very picky about friends and there are not many friends in your life.
三角形—在對待朋友的問題上，你是一個真正的非常吹毛求疵的人，所以你的生活裡沒有許多朋友。
(3) Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for you! :)
瓶子裡的水
空的——你目前的生活很不滿意。
一半——你的生活只有一半達到你的理想。
滿的——你對目前的生活非常滿意。
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and tends to be fragile
瓶子的質地：
玻璃 / 泥土 / 陶瓷——在生活裡你是一個脆弱而需要得到照顧的人。
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
金屬 / 塑料 / 木頭——你在生活裡是一個強者。
(5) Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can 』 t live without sex...
水流速度：
0 — 你根本沒有性慾
1 — 4 你的性慾很低
5 — 中等水平的性慾
6 — 9 很強的性慾
10 — 哇塞！你有超強的性慾，生活裡沒有性根本不行。
(6) Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
鑰匙：
1 —生活中你只有一個好朋友。
2 — 5 生活中你有一些好朋友。
6 — 10 生活中你有許多好朋友。
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it 』 s still fresh in your heart.
城堡：
舊的—顯示你在過去的交往中有一段不好的和不值得紀念的關係。
新的—顯示你在過去的交往中有一段很好的交往現在仍然鮮活的駐留在你心裡。
(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you 、 you will flirt around with others.
NO - when your partner is around 、 you will stick around with him/her most of the time.
從髒水的游泳池裡撿寶石：
是—當你的伴侶在你身邊時，你依然和周圍的人調情。
不—當你的伴侶在你身邊裡，你絕大多數時間只會圍著他 / 她轉。
(9) The money from the clear water pool:
YES - when your partner is not around you 、 you will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around 、 you will still think of her and and will be loyal to him/her 、 not flirting around with others.
從清澈的游泳池裡撿錢幣：
是——當你的伴侶不在你身邊，你會和周圍的人調情。
不——當你的伴侶不在你身邊，你也會忠實於他 / 她，不和周圍的人調情。
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
箱子的大小
小—不自負
中等—比較自負
大—非常自負
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining) – humble personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
箱子的材料（從表面看）
硬紙 / 紙 / 木頭（不閃光）——謙虛的性格
金屬——驕傲而頑固的性格
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your friends
橋的材料
金屬——和朋友有非常緊密的聯繫
木頭——和朋友有比較緊密的聯繫
籐條——周圍沒有很好的朋友
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your heart.
black - your partner doesn 』 t seem to be good in your heart and appears to be bad sign.
馬的顏色：
白色——你的伴侶在你心目中非常純潔而美好。
灰色 / 褐色——你的伴侶在你心目中的位置一般。
黑色——你的伴侶在你心目中好像根本不怎麼樣，甚至還很壞。
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
馬的動作：
安靜 / 吃草——你的伴侶是一個顧家的，謙虛的人。
在附近奔跑——你的伴侶是一個非常狂野的人。
（ 15 ） This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse 、 ride on and gallop away?
這是最後一個問題但也是最重要的問題。對了，故事的結尾是一陣龍捲風，
你怎麼去做呢？這裡提供了三種選擇：
(i) 跑過去藏在箱子裡面？
(ii) 跑過去藏在橋下面？
(iii) 跑過去騎上馬走？
Now 、 the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
那麼什麼是你的選擇呢？
現在，我們看看上面的這些事物代表的是什麼：
龍捲風——你生活中的麻煩
箱子——你自己
橋——你的朋友
馬——你的伴侶
(i) So if you choose the box 、 you keep your problems to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge 、 you will go to your friends whenever you are met problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse 、 you seek your partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
（ i ）如果你選擇箱子，你無論何時遇到麻煩你都會自己解決。
（ ii ）或者你選擇橋，無論何時你遇到麻煩你都有將去找你的朋友一起解決。
（ iii ）又或者你選擇的最後一個馬，你尋找的伴侶是你無論何時遇到麻煩都要和他 / 她一起去面對。
So if you think this is worth to take some time to send it to your friends 、 then you are a friend indeed.Or you think it is kind of true 、 you can also send it to your friends cause you are true too.
那麼如果你認為花一些時間把這個傳送給你的朋友是有價值的，那麼你是一個真正的朋友。或者你認為這只有一項是真的 , 你仍願意發給你的朋友、證明你同樣是一個真正的朋友。
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